top 16 predicted scandals of 2008

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 14-Jan-2008 19:30:27

The Top 16 Predicted Scandals of 2008


16> Teenager Jamie Lynn Spears becomes a grandmother when her
daughter is born pregnant.

15> The Bush administration somehow destroys all record of the
past seven years.

14> Global warning finally hits home when Joan Rivers' face
melts on the red carpet at the Emmy awards.

13> Dozens of Olympians hospitalized after kissing lead-coated
medals.

12> Al Gore wins yet another coveted prize when he dominates
the Coney Island hot-dog eating contest.

11> President Bush pulls the U.S. Olympic team from Beijing,
demanding, "Mr. Chinese fella, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"

10> J.K. Rowlings reveals that her next book will be about gay
wizard Dumbledorf's younger, pre-wizard days as a prominent
and openly homophobic, conservative U.S. Senator with
a predilection for cruising busy airport men's rooms for
anonymous sex.

9> Ignored by the media for several weeks, Paris Hilton explodes.

8> Bill Clinton fails in his primary campaign when he nails
Mrs. Kucinich and Mrs. Thompson, but only gets to third base
with Mrs. Obama.

7> Simultaneously revealed: Liza Minnelli's longevity secret
*and* her addiction to formaldehyde.

6> The impact of the television writers' strike becomes very real
when ABC announces its new reality show, "I've Got Your Nose."

5> After citing an obscure and arcane Constitutional law, Dick
Cheney unhinges his jaw and eats Nancy Pelosi.

4> A typo in New York City's health code results in a city-wide
ban of tranny fatties from restaurants.

3> During a debate, Mike Huckabee accidentally casts the
moderator into the fiery pits of Hell.

2> Angelina Jolie saves two more children from third-world
conditions by adopting Britney Spears' kids.


and the Number 1 Predicted Scandal of 2008...


1> Hillary Clinton fails a steroid test -- and forgetfully pees
into the cup standing up.

Post 2 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 14-Jan-2008 20:34:18

o my god dumb

Post 3 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Monday, 14-Jan-2008 23:37:52

In blbobbys place not another damn list!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 14-Jan-2008 23:45:20

See?

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2008 1:39:21

Bob, are you and jar head sharing a brain now?

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2008 7:28:36

No, we just share a disdain for your corney crappy lists.

Bob

Post 7 by cattleya (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 12:04:33

LOL, I actually thought it was funny. *grin*

Post 8 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 15:25:25

hahahaha, the whole thing was, including the banta after it, grin

Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 6:14:18

I printed off a copy for my dad, and he actually wanted to take it to work to show off to some of his colleagues. Hahaha.